RussianBOOM's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 40 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 725 Points

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/28/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 2/28/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
OUTLAW! 25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/500 points)

Butcherbugs

Puberty Unlocked 2/22/11
10 Points
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Temporal Lobe 50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Concerned Joe

Gotcha Unlocked 10/23/11
5 Points
Screw up in level 5
Jailed 5 Points Manage to trap yourself
Look silly 5 Points Do what the title says
U mad 5 Points Find the troll face
Dance off 10 Points Start a rave party
Fabulous 10 Points You'll know it when you see it
Villain 10 Points Grow a mustache
Impossible 25 Points Somehow die in the menu
Maniac 25 Points Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Superhero 25 Points Find the secret cape
Cure 50 Points Find the cure for your disease
Sonic 50 Points Be faster than the elevator

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 6/1/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Monkey Biz Unlocked 6/1/10
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 6/1/10
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 2/12/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 2/12/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 4/22/10
5 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 4/22/10
50 Points
Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 4/22/10
50 Points
Break out the Sneaky Way
DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
Lots of Effort 100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
BRAAAGGGHH!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)

FPA: Sneak Peek

A tiny trial Unlocked 2/26/11
5 Points
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
An awesome trial 25 Points Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
For Science! 25 Points Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Challenge Accepted! 50 Points Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/25/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Reading Rainbow 5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)

Meaty Boner

Beat Level 1 Unlocked 2/21/11
5 Points
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Meaty Meal Time Unlocked 2/21/11
5 Points
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Raging Hot Boner Unlocked 2/21/11
5 Points
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Beat Level 2 Unlocked 2/21/11
10 Points
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Beefy Boner Unlocked 2/21/11
25 Points
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Beat Level 4 25 Points Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Bone the Head 25 Points Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Beat Level 5 50 Points Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/150 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

THE END Unlocked 6/1/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)